The other night I could not sleep so I decided to take a sleeping pill. These pills usually don't bother me, but for whatever reason that night I had some strange dreams.
One of the dreams I had was that I was having sex with Toby Keith. I was digging this dream when Nikki woke me up by poking me. Nikki said mom " Mom I keep throwing up" I said " I am having sex with Toby Keith, go take an anti vomit pill and go to bed"!
I won't win mom of the year award for that.
The other day I had to block the military channel. Ryan really likes this channel, but one of the shows just sent me into a tail spin. The military channel had followed some marines around, and they brought this damn war into my living room. The things I saw and the language I heard was not good. When I told Rusty about this he agreed that I should block the channel and that we do not need this war brought into our living room. Let's face it, I live with the side effects of this war everyday.
For the most part I like where we live. I love being close to Nikki's school and close to where Amber works.
I could do without the drug dealers across the street or the ass hole who likes to fire his shot gun off at mid night, but other then that I am o.k. here.
Then the other day I get a call from my friend Linda who also happens to be my land lady. It seems that someone wrote a letter to the owner of the house saying that I have mean dogs and 10 cats.
Linda came over and took a picture of our dogs, and did not say much about our cat's. Linda got back with the owner and everything is cool now.
I am just pissed off that there are some nosey neighbors who seem to think they know what is going on inside my home.
They do not know shit about me. Other wise they would know that I keep a very clean house, all of my animals are very well cared for, they are all fixed and they all have their shot's.
This is why I try very hard to not to get to know people that live around me. I don't want people at my door and in my business constantly.
Rusty left for his trip this morning. He will be gone almost a week. I am not worried I have butter ( the dog above) and a revolver. So I am good.
10 comments:
call me if you need anything, but with a revolver and Butter, I think you are covered; actually, if you run into problems with the car or something else, do call me.
you are too funny with your dream! I hope Nikki is feeling better. Don't you hate when you have a dream like that and something happens to ruin it before you are ready for it to be done?
wasn't that a cool earthquake earlier today?
I don't know why people can't stay out of other people's business and leave others alone.
betty
Sex with Toby....yea!!!
People suck (well some people). I will just tell ya...I (we) have had MANY, MANY dogs....the best dog I have had yet to date is Curly, my American Reddevil Pit. He is the BEST dog EVER....wouldn't hurt a fly...well maybe a fly (as he chases all bugs - yuck)
Have a good one.
Michele
lol! Kelli! :) that dream was sooo funny!:) and sexy!
lol! and then Nikki waking you up in the middle of it! Isn't that sooo typical?:)
I agree totally about the too much violence on tv. However, I like it that Ryan wants to know more about what his Daddy does!
Oh and yeah..I have really really creepy neighbors! On day a neighbor with tow German Shepard dogs moved in on the other side! He was really really mean tot hem and they sued his ass off (lol)!
Gee Kelli are you worried about the kids running into the drug dealers?
sheesh! the things we have to worry about! sigh
Hang in.. we love you!
natalie
I would love to have that dream...oh yeah!
I agree with you....I don't talk much to my neighbors either. They are all stuck up idiots anyway.
Have a good day.
Pam
I know my neighbors hate me too
I really do have 10- cats
5 are mine, fixed and with shots, the others are wild, I just feed them
Marti
Kelli, hope Nikki is feeling better by now, wow that is one heck of a dream you had, phooey on those nosy neighbors, Hugs Lisa
(((((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))I knnow how you feel about Neighborrs.They can be a pain.
Awww Butter has a face to love. We have a cow named Butter and Oleo died giving birth. Paula
I sincerely hope this neighborhood is not as bad as the one I lived in on the west side, but I had to, so I claimed my territory, and went out every day like I was tigress living in my jungle walking my trails, so dont mess with me. ha. Pretty soon you can claim your territory and then you will feel more at home if wary. Gerry
That would make me so mad about the neighbors. Starting trouble for someone else never works will in your own life I believe so hide and wait as the expression goes. It'll come back.
The Toby Keith dream sounds awesome. What was it that you took again?? JK. Hubby would have kittens.
ROFLMBO
Nelishia
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