Saturday, July 12, 2008

welcome to America


Yesterday I looked at Ambers passport. I wanted to see the stamps from all the different countries that she visited. Amber had ONE stamp and that was from Italy!

I guess you don't get stamps when you travel through Europe? However I did expect to see a stamp from the good old USA. Nope. No stamp. Amber said that they did not even look at her passport in New York.

Welcome to America. We do not have enough bad people here. So please come make yourself at home and bomb the crap out of us!

I felt so good yesterday that I did not take a nap all day. I actually got a lot of house work done and even made dinner for Rusty. It was so nice to have the energy to not only cook dinner but to serve it to him as he watched his favorite t.v. show. Yes I spoil that man.

Yesterday afternoon I noticed that I smelled. I mean really smelled. I had been in the same cloths for 4 days! How did Rusty stand to sleep next to me? It was nice to shower and make myself smell good. I even washed my hair and got it all done.

So now I am feeling good. I smell good and I have energy left to burn. So I said had Rusty lets go have sex. I checked to make sure all of the equipment was still there. Yep it was. Cool. I am thinking I can have some wild crazy sex. Oh no Rusty said that I still need to rest and that sex would have to wait until I feel even better. GRRRR

I found out yesterday that Amber is a slut. Yep. Amber finally met this kid Cody's mom. Cody's mom told Cody that she did not want him having sex before marriage. So you think my daughter is slut? I had to laugh. Last night Amber was getting ready to go over to Cody's house. I said "Hey Amber my burka is in the garage if you want to wear it!"


Last night Rusty and I started talking about the Marine Corps ball. Oh I so hate ball time. Thisyear I have decided that I might actually get involved and help get this ball off the ground. I know that I will be bitching about this until the ball is over with, but I know that it would mean a lot to Rusty.

I do not have a lot that I have to get done today, so I think I am going to get some sewing done and chill for most of the day. I do need to go find the weed eater and shave my legs.




deshelestraci said...

Ya know...I have certain expectations for my kids.  But I don't go around announcing them to perspective friends (so far no boyfriends) of my girls.  Some people!

lv2trnscrb said...

do you really have a burka? you are too funny, Kelli; I say that but its true; I always get a laugh out of reading your journal and I'm thinking since your sense of humor is back, you must be feeling a bit better

enjoy the day!


hugsdoodlewacky said...

(((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU)))))))))))))))))))))))))I am  glad you are feeling better.What is a Burka?LOL.Have a good  weekend.

rdautumnsage said...

I can't believe Cody's mom said that, especially just meeting Amber for the first time. That poor kid is going to run, not walk when it comes time to leave the nest. (Hugs)Indigo

lsfp1960 said...

Weed eater for your legs....that's a good one !  I actually shave mine everyday, right out  of the shower. I bet those coming from another country get a stamp on their passport.  Linda in WA

ukgal36 said...

you must be feeling better..your sense of humour is back in full force!
Sex..damn what is that again?
i am so sick of B.O.B.!!!!

oquinn2004 said...

I just wanted to say thanks for stopping by my journal. I love making new journal buddies especially those who are married to our hero's!!!  I look forward to reading your journal.  

Take care,  Liz

lisa41076 said...

Kelli, glad you are feeling better , Hugs Lisa

helmswondermom said...

I'm glad you're feeling better.
You know, that is scary that they didn't even check her passport when she re-entered the country.

lurkynat said...

hey Kelli
I did not know you were sick ! I am glad you are better! We have some illness over here too!
Hey I thought last time you loved that ball ! remember you picked a great dress and all... so yeah I think you might really enjoy it!
I love the burka story!lol! Amber is a great girl

nelishianatl said...

You know you're feeling better when you're ready for sex.  LOL

The Burka comment was funny.

It's particularly scary that someone can come in the country and not get their passport checked.  Kinda disappointing that she didn't have a lot of stamps from all her travels though.

Glad she's back.