Friday, August 10, 2007

cougars and perverts

Yes everyone those are my daughters! Since I have had children there are no pictures of me in a swim suit. I do not know why, but there just aren't any.

I was watching the secret lives of women and they had a show about cougars. Cougars are women who date guys who date guys a lot younger then they are.

So last night Rusty and I were talking and I was telling him about this show. I have had guys say to me "When Rusty dies I am going to marry you". I just laugh and say " You don't want me, besides I think I am going to swing the other way". That usually catches them off guard and they do not know what to say other then to say " can I watch".

Back to the cougars, so I told Rusty that I thought it was very interesting.

So Rusty says " Let me get this straight. Women who date much young men are called cougars? Is that because these young men are their prey? i wonder what they call older men who date much younger women?"

I said " they call them perverts! That is why people look at us funny when we go out together. You look older then you are and I look younger then I am".

Rusty just gave me this look of shock, so I had to add to the shock. I said "the next time we go out for ice cream I am going to call you dad, and I am going to keep saying it until everyone in the place hears us and then I am going to start making out with you!"

Rusty said "The sad thing is I know that you would do that"

On another subject. Rusty has lost another 10 pounds and he is down to about 180. For a guy that is 6'2" that is not bad! I am so proud of him. He has needed to lose a few pounds.

For the last few days every time I have tried to at solid food, well lets say that it does not sit well. So I am going to go on a liquid diet for a while and se if I can't get this "bug" out of me.

Nikki called me. I missed her call but she left me a message saying that she was good and that she would be home around 1 am Monday morning. I am so glad that she isdoing good.

Today I am going to do some sewing and just chill out for a while. We have a friend coming in from 29 palms and the marines will be showing up here later on tonight. I hope no one is sick this weekend. I want to party and do something fun.

Check this out! One of Ambers teachers just called me and it is the one who is leading the group to Europe. Anyway, they still have some openings for the trip to Costa Rica! That trip goes between Christmas and new years and it is only $1,800! So Amber and I are going to sit down and talk about what we can fo to help her raise money to go on both trips.

Well, nothing is getting done while I am sitting here, so I better get my ass in gear.



deshelestraci said...

Ok, we need a good picture of you and hubby.  Just to see this.  I kept running into this couple that just scared the daylights out of me.  The guy looked over 40 and the girl looked about 12 and they were all over each other.  Gave me the creeps.  
You are always full of surprises!

lanurseprn said...

I agree with your previous commenter...we need a picture!! I never heard of that term "cougars" but I think it's funny!  I think when I'm about 60 I wanna be a cougar!! LOL!
Have a good day and I hope you feel better. Eat some applesauce and toast...mellow stuff.

hugsdoodlewacky said...

(((((((((HUGSTOYOu)))))))))))))Yes,we need to see a pic of you and your Husband.I hope you get to have some fun this weekend.I am younger than my Boyfriend.I am 35,He is 50.But thats not bad.

tsalagiman1 said...

Never heard the term "cougar" before!  Quite interesting!  I went to the doctor a few months ago, and he thought I was my wife's father!!!!  Nelishia hasn't let me live that one down yet!!!


lifes2odd said...

I agree with the others, we want photos!!! Come on, please? -- Just a nice photo of you and "dad" LOL! :-)

plieck30 said...

You are such a little devil. I like to read about your antics. Paula

amyrangei said...

You`re so fun!!  I need to find a friend like you, I need some laughter in my life.

cgtperkins said...

Wow, that would be an excellent trip....I wish I would have gotten to take those kind of trips when I was herage.. My dear hubby needs to lose more than a few pounds, but it hasnt happened. He heard somewhere that if a man looses 35 pounds he gains 1 inch of length in his penis......he said that was reason enough to lose weight but I thnk he forgot about it.....LOL

lisa41076 said...

Kelli, we so got to meet someday, you are such a cool person, Hugs Lisa

helmswondermom said...

I hope Amber gets to go on the trip!

seraphoflove9001 said...

lol....yep, thats what I'd call it if an older man dated a younger woman! :o) I also hope that Amber will be able to go on that trip. :o)

rdautumnsage said...

Before Doc finally gave up the ghost and shaved his head. He looked older than me by a lot. I was volunteering for an SOS function and he dropped me off. One of the women I had been helping asked me if that was my dad. I burst out laughing and to this day still do when I think of the stricken look on his face when I told him. The irony is he's only 2 years older. I could always get away with dating younger guys because I never looked my age. He's the first guy I've been with that was actually older. I love my older guy LOL! (Hugs) Indigo

nay0114 said...

LoL.. you're crazy and I love it...perverts..
I used to tell people that if I ever got divorced I was gonna find me a nice girlfriend they never knew what to say either.
I also told them I may just find me a new husband and wife to marry. So at least I'd have somebody to help me clean and cook.
Hope things work out where she can go on the trip.
Take care, Chrissie

ukgal36 said...

I love the secret lives of women....
too funny I always tell hubby if anything happens to him I will swing the other way too..LOL....
have a good sunday girl..