I am giving Rusty my two week notice. I no longer want to be the mom or a house wife.
1. I got up this morning to find out that my children sucked down a gallon of chocolate milk. That is fine, except I told them that they had to leave me one glass. I did not even get that! So I said " whoever drank the last glass milk..... I hope you go into a diabetic coma"
2. I made Ryan breakfast and then went to get dressed. What in the hell was I thinking? I come back in 15 minutes and he had not touched his food. I guess that is my fault. What was I thinking that Ryan would actually remember to eat. So now he is running late and I hade to say every 30 seconds Ryan put food in your mouth, chew and swallow.
3. I go to have my first smoke of the morning. One to find out that someone smoked my last one. I told everyone in the smoke " I hope the person who smoked my last smoke dies of lung cancer.
4. We are getting some bottle feeders in this afternoon. So I went and got the crate out. Once I got it cleaned and fresh blankets in it, fluffy and George went in there and would not get out. I had to crawl into the crate to get them out!
5. I tried to use the vacuum today. That's right I tried. I blew up another vac! we only have carpet in two rooms and I managed to blow up a vac in record breaking time!
6. I went to make a cake and some how and some way all of my spatulas are gone! What in hell is that about?
7. I have not been able to log on for two days because someone reset something on the computer.
8. I have only had sex once this week! I swear I am going to rape my husband tonight.
I swear I need a funny looking smoke.