white trash

You might be white trash if: You have friends that do nude jello shots.

You might be white trash if : You agree to let your girlfriend wax your chest and she runs out of papers and wax.

You might be white trash if: two of your friends go to the garage to have sex of the sofa that you keep in there.

You might be white trash if: you find two grown men with flashlights looking in the garage window to watch your friends have sex.

You might be white trash if: everyone runs to the garage to grab a firearm, and the same couple keeps having sex.

You might be white trash if: You have thirteen combat veterans with loaded weapons standing in your front yard, sitting on tailgate of trucks, and two on the porch swing.

You might be white trash if: Your husband tells you to go get the 357 and to use it, if you need to.

You might be white trash if: you get the 357 and then go back to your sewing.

You might be white trash if: The peeping tom's come back and thirteen locked and loaded marines start walking toward you.

You might be white trash if: You tell your son to go pee by the tree or to go pee in the lake, and your son pulls his trunks down and pee's into the lake.

You might be white trash if: Two of your friends try to have sex in the lake and some children scream " THEY ARE HAVING SEX.

So how's was everyone else's weekend? I will try to catch up with everyone tomorrow.

OH I was told that I would make a good regimental sergeant major. I went out looked at all the marines, asked a few questions, and then went back to what I was doing.