I got woke up early by our friend trying to cook breakfast.
It is so cold here! It is down to 50.
So I remembered that friction causes heat.
I asked Rusty if he wanted to go have sex.
Here are a few things that your mate does not want to hear during sex.
1. your children banging on the door
2. honey don't move the cats, they can watch us
3. put the blankets back on I am so cold
4. how cold does it have to get before your testicles crawl up inside of you.
This is just so no one says these things during sex.